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i beat like a drum for you ♪ ♪ every day it's closer don't take it back no no sir ♪ ♪ i'll play my favorite part for you ♪ ♪ i'm in a strange position come on and join where i am in ♪ ♪ i'll keep the door wide open for you ♪ ♪ and i don't know no i don't know what i can do for you ♪ ♪ you make my heartbeat beat i beat like a drum for you ♪ ♪ this is the part we both love we cov our skin 'cause it's so cold ♪ ♪ how did i find myself
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here with you ♪ ♪ granted you play your cards right baby i swear i won't fight ♪ ♪ i like this game we're playing do you ♪ ♪ and i don't know no i don't know what i can do for you ♪ ♪ you make my heartbeat beat i beat like a drum for you ♪ ♪ and i don't know no i don't know what i can do for you ♪ ♪ you make my heartbeat beat i beat like a drum for you ♪ ♪
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♪ ♪ >> you ready? >> come on! ♪ and i don't know no i don't know what i can do for you ♪ ♪ you make my heartbeat beat i beat like a drum for you ♪ ♪ and i don't know no i don't know what i can do for you ♪ ♪ you make my heartbeat beat i beat like a drum for you ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: come on, you guys. kopecky family band. nice job, you guys.
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hey, i want to thank my guests -- kate hudson, bob costas, kopecky family band. jimmy fallon happening right now. jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: thank you very much! oh! that's what i'm talking about, right there! great new york city crowd. looking good tonight! yeah! welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. you guys feeling good, huh? [ cheers ] welcome. here's what -- here's what people are talking about. president obama gave a big speech yesterday on the economy. a really big speech. it was actually longer than his last state of the union address. though it should be noted that he opened with, like, 20 mutes of anthony weiner jokes. [ laughter ] too easy. they write themselves. but everyone's still talking about anthony weiner. they're -- all of his new sexting scandal. in fact, last night, weiner was at a forum for all the -- [ laughter ] weiner was at a forum -- >> steve: yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: for all the candidates for mayor. >> steve: okay. >> jimmy: and he actually got
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booed by the crowd. [ audience oohs ] which got even worse when weiner was, like, "boobs, where?" [ laughter ] >> steve: weiner. >> jimmy: and now, i'm sure you all know. you all heard this. anthony weiner was sexting with a woman using the code name carlos danger. ♪ [ light laughter ] carlos danger. ♪ [ light laughter ] well, in honor of that name, spirit airlines is offering a discount on flights to mexico. [ laughter and applause ] that's pretty good. >> steve: come on. come on! >> jimmy: i like that, yeah. unfortunately, though, the pilots just spend most of the flight taking pictures of their cockpit. [ laughter ] i don't know how i feel about this now that i am a dad, but -- [ cheers and applause ] ♪ but taco bell just announced
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that it will discontinue its line of kids' meals because of low sales. yeah. you know your food's bad when even little kids are, like, "i'm not putting that in my mouth." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: what? >> jimmy: they'll eat anything. did you guys hear about beyonce getting her hair caught in a fan during her concert? [ light laughter ] look at this. this is real. look at this. so her hair's caught in the fan. and look -- she's such a pro. she just kept singing without missing a beat. and, like, yeah. she's fine. she's a rock star. but after that, the electric fan said, "sorry about that. i'm a huge fan." [ laughter and applause ] ♪ >> steve: hey! >> jimmy: i thought this was kind of nice. [ light laughter ] sometimes when a joke just lands in that area, you just have to dance it out. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, just gotta dance.
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♪ [ rhythmic clapping ] i'm trying to bring "the hokey pokey" back. >> steve: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: trying to bring it back. >> steve: how do you do it? >> jimmy: i'm just saying it's about time. a new study found that kids have a better relationship with their parents if they're friends with them on facebook. which is good because if you're a kid who's friends with your parents on facebook, chances are you're not really friends with anyone else. [ light laughter ] ♪ [ rhythmic clapping ] i love this song. oh, my gosh. it's a summertime jam. everyone knows "blurred lines," right? you know that song? [ cheers and applause ] "blurred lines" by robin thicke. it's great. it just became the most successful song of 2013. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: that's right. [ scattered applause ] good song. fun song. incidentally, though, i think robin thicke is also one of anthony weiner's other codenames. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: what? oh. yeah, you think so? yeah. oh, my. >> jimmy: but it is good. but it's no carlos danger. ♪
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>> steve: weiner. >> jimmy: i put a rose in my teeth. >> steve: oh, yeah, the rose in your mouth. and two castanets. >> jimmy: yeah. did everyone see "honey boo boo" last night? i love "honey boo boo." i was watching it last night, and i noticed something. she was talking about her sister's boyfriend, phillip. i love how the show has subtitles. [ light laughter ] she lives in america. she speaks english. yeah. the show has subtitles, and you have to read them. but anyways, she was talking about her sister's boyfriend, phillip. and at first she seemed a little jealous, like she even has a crush on him. then honey boo boo has, like, a real moment of clarity. take a look at this. >> jessica has a boyfriend. his name is phillip, but he should be mine, not jessica's 'cause -- ♪ i don't want a boyfriend. i just thought the wrong thing. i don't need the drama. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i don't need the drama. i'm not sure. i just think honey boo boo just summarized all six seasons of "sex in the city." [ laughter ] >> steve: right there. >> jimmy: super cute. big movie news, you guys.
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oh, my gosh. "rocky" is back. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: what? >> jimmy: "rocky" is back again. a 67-year-old sylvester stallone is getting ready to star in a 7th "rocky" movie. [ scattered cheers ] wow. you can tell he's getting up there because of instead of running up those famous stairs, now rocky just takes the elevator. [ "rocky" theme playing ] ♪ [ cheers ] ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's right. sylvester stallone might be making a seventh "rocky." and you know what that means. it's time for "young stallone, old stallone." ♪ young stallone old stallone young stallone old stallone ♪ ♪ young stallone old stallone old stallone young stallone ♪ ♪ old, old young, old working stallone
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hanging stallone ♪ ♪ glasses stallone whoopi stallone stallone ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a great show tonight! give it up for the roots! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have -- we have got a great show tonight. we love this guy. oh, my gosh. he's a hilarious actor and a member of the lonely island. andy samberg is back on the show! [ cheers and applause ] funny, funny dude. >> steve: love him. >> jimmy: we do. she's a very talented actress. from the new film, "the spectacular now," shailene woodley is here. [ cheers and applause ] she's a pal, too. love her. and then we have this couple. they just finished a cross-country trip over the
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years where they visited every state capital in the country. such a cute couple. marcine and nita lou webb are stopping by on the show. [ cheers and applause ] they're adorably cute. interesting. and we have great music from new order tonight. they're on the show! [ cheers and applause ] new order's here! >> steve: man! >> jimmy: hey, guys, it's time for "late night hashtags." here we go. ♪ hashtags hashtags hashtags, hashtags hashtags ♪ >> jimmy: you guys are on twitter, right? [ cheers ] it's fun. well, we use -- we use twitter on our show every single week. so, if you watch our show and you want to play along with this game, we do this thing every wednesday night, where i send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. so, because i just became a dad and i'm scared of messing up as a parent, i went on twitter and i started a hashtag called #parentfail. and i asked you guys to tweet out a funny story about a time
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you messed up as a parent, or a time that your parent messed up. we got thousands of tweets. really funny stuff. in fact, within a half-hour, it was a trending tropic in the united states, so thank you for those tweets. i appreciate that. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, it's cool when everyone comes together and do that. it's fun. and now i thought i'd share some of my favorite #parentfail tweets from you guys. here we go. this first one is from north wingnut, @northwingnut. [ light laughter ] >> steve: that's another one of anthony weiner's nicknames. [ laughter ] instead of south wingnut. >> jimmy: he says -- he says, "the guard fell off the clippers when my mom was giving me a haircut. she filled in the bald spot with a magic marker." [ laughter ] yeah, that's a bit obvious. >> steve: fail? fail or win? >> jimmy: just a giant black spot. [ light laughter ] this one's from @hannieboo, hannie -- oh, hannieboo. i was gonna say hanie boo boo. [ light laughter ] you're missing out on a great joke. >> steve: yeah, exactly.
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>> jimmy: hannieboo, yeah. >> steve: go hannie boo boo. >> jimmy: hannie boo boo should be. but it's hannieboo. she says, "my dad told me the ice cream truck played music when all the ice cream was gone." [ laughter ] >> steve: again -- >> jimmy: genius! >> steve: not a fail. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that is genius! >> steve: that's a win! >> jimmy: that's a win. >> steve: that's a parent win! [ applause ] >> jimmy: that is a brilliant idea. i don't wanna get off -- i don't wanna get off the couch -- >> steve: aw, that means they're gone, honey. >> jimmy: they're gone. they're gone. >> steve: why are you eating so much? i don't know. i bought the last of the ice cream. go get me some cigarettes. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this one's from @mrslaurenthomas. she says, "i put sunscreen on my four kids, but one came back burnt. turns out i lathered one kid up twice." there you go. [ laughter ] not paying attention. "get over here! you're really pale. and greasy." this one's from @whitney_2013. that's a good name. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: for a year. >> steve: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: she says, "my parents let me watch 'austin powers,' and i proceeded to call my grandfather a fat bastard." there you go. [ laughter ] [ scattered applause ] you gotta watch that. >> steve: yeah.
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>> jimmy: this one's from @carolrhartsell. she says, "when i asked about the kittens our neighbor's cat had, mom explained sex to me. i just wanted a kitten." [ laughter ] >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: i don't want the story. want a cute little kitten. well, this is awful. >> steve: well -- >> jimmy: well, what happens is -- >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: this one's from @suburbansublime. she says, "i forgot to fill the pinata with candy at my daughter's birthday party." [ laughter ] [ scattered applause ] shouldn't there be something in there? [ crying ] i hate you. >> steve: i killed the animal! >> jimmy: i killed t donkey! this one's from @likepictionary. he says, "i didn't know my dad had shaved his mustache off, so when he came to pick me up from first grade, i thought i was being abducted." [ laughter ] [ scattered applause ] >> steve: who is this man? >> jimmy: i did that once when i was a little kid. i remember i was walking. we were in disneyland or something. one of two times our family went
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on vacation. [ light laughter ] and we were walking through a crowd, and i used to grab -- like, my dad would put out his fingers, 'cause i was a little kid, and i'd grab his finger. and i went i grabbed his finger, and i looked up and it wasn't my dad. [ laughter ] like, traumatic for me. i was, like -- [ hyperventilating ] [ light laughter ] ♪ young stallone old stallone young stallone old stallone ♪ ♪ young, old young, old young stallone old stallone ♪ >> jimmy: even when i was a kid i was singing "young stallone, old stallone." >> steve: yeah, i know. >> jimmy: good song. >> steve: you can't help. >> jimmy: yeah, song of the summer, man. [ light laughter ] this one's from @joe_campbe11. he says, "my dad's a horrible speller. one christmas, my sister got a present from satan." [ laughter and applause ] i'll open this later. >> steve: yeah. that's good fun. yeah. >> jimmy: i'll open this later. yeah, yeah, yeah. [ demonic voice ] >> steve: see you in hell. >> jimmy: yeah. [ demonic voice ] "good daughter, merry christmas." [ speaking gibberish ]
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[ light laughter ] >> steve: carlos danger! ♪ [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this last one is from @jamber_patton. she says, "i let my 5-year-old listen to 2 chainz. he requested a 'big booty hoe' for his birthday." [ laughter and applause ] you can take care of that. those are tonight's "late night hashtags." to check out more of our favorites, go to hashtags. stick around. be right back with andy samberg, you guys. it's fun! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ male announcer ] only degree antiperspirant
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♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: you know our first guest from his great, great run on "saturday night live," and starting tomorrow, you can see him in a new movie with aubrey plaza called "the to do list." and now we have -- here's the lonely island. he's also part of this -- i love these guys. they have a new record out called "the wack album." and -- we'll see if we can get them to perform something on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] please welcome back our good friend, andy samberg, everybody! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: andy samberg!
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thank you for coming back to the program! >> we kind of -- we were a little off on the five, and then we invented a new one. >> jimmy: we were off on the five -- >> oh -- we were doing the nervous five. >> jimmy: oh -- pow. yeah. [ laughter ] >> the latest. >> jimmy: yeah, that's latest and the greatest, man. everyone's out there. everyone's doing "the hokey pokey." and they're doing that new shake 'em up, shake 'em up shake 'em venti starbucks slap. yeah. we were digging that caffeinated slap. dude, we have so much to talk about. so much to cover. i want to talk about your new tv show on september 17th? >> yeah. >> jimmy: on fox. >> yeah. >> jimmy: "brooklyn 99." >> "brooklyn 99," yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. >> it's coming. it's coming. >> jimmy: and you play a police officer. >> yeah, i play a detective. pretty convincing. >> jimmy: yeah, of course. that makes sense. but you were with mike schur, who we love. >> mike schur's the best. >> jimmy: i mean, who did "the office" for years on nbc. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and then he went off to do this -- we did "weekend update." >> and "parks and recreation" with amy. >> jimmy: "parks and rec" with amy. the guy's a genius. so it's going to be fun working with him. >> i'm excited. who else is in the cast? >> we got andre braugher.
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>> jimmy: of course. >> terry crews. >> jimmy: you and andre braugher, always. >> me and andre braugher are the perfect combination. >> jimmy: yeah, you guys are like the same dude almost. >> it's pretty much the same guy. >> jimmy: yeah. when you go in, it's like patty duke where you're both in the mirror and go, like -- >> they put up billboards with the two of us, and it's, like, wait, which one's which guy? i don't know. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly, it happens. and whoever said that's got a really deep voice, too. >> oh, yeah, yeah. everyone talks like that now. >> jimmy: they shake 'em up flat, doin' "the hokey pokey" and they've got everyone talkin' in a real deep voice. >> it's the same guy over there. >> jimmy: but wait. so, and, who else is in there? do we know anyone else in there? >> terry crews. >> jimmy: terry crews. >> probably know him from many things including screaming in the old spice commercials. going "ahh," and making his pecks go -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> by the way, he'll do that whenever. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: he does that at parties and stuff? >> anyone on the street, if you meet terry crews, be, like "do it, do the --" >> jimmy: he's like, yeah. >> 'cause people talk like that. >> jimmy: that's how people talk. yeah, exactly. congrats, my man, on "the wack album." >> thank you. >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause ] unbelievable. every single track is hilarious. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and -- you have digital shorts for most of the songs on this thing. >> a lot of them, yeah.
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>> jimmy: and they're great. i mean, the "yolo" one is off the charts. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i was looking at your youtube channel. and i'm not kidding. do you know? or do you know this? 1.25 billion hits. >> are you serious? >> jimmy: yeah. billion. [ applause ] 1.25 billion people watched your stuff. >> by the way, did you see me pretend like i didn't know that? >> jimmy: yeah, it was good. [ scattered applause ] >> acting classes are paying off, dude. yeah, like, is that -- what? >> every day. 1.253. >> jimmy: you're typing it on your wikipedia page. but, i mean, you guys get together. you've already created -- classics. i mean, thinking about -- of course -- >> say the names. [ scattered applause ] >> jimmy: "i'm on a boat." >> "i'm on a boat." >> jimmy: "go kindergarten." >> oh, yeah, that's a newbie. >> jimmy: that's a newbie right there. what is "go kindergarten"? >> "go kindergarten" is a song we did with robin. i don't know if you guys know robin. >> jimmy: yeah, hello? >> and the video has sean combs -- diddy is in it. and paul rudd. >> jimmy: come on. >> it's on our channel now. check it out if you haven't seen it. it's great. [ scattered applause ]
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>> jimmy: then another song on there is "you got the look." and it has kristen wiig and hugh jackman on there. >> yeah. how did you get hugh jackman to sing on your record? >> how do you keep him off your records? >> jimmy: that's a good question. that's so deep. that's so deep. >> no, i know hugh jackman because i played hugh jackman on the show, on "snl." >> jimmy: i love that sketch. >> thank you. >> jimmy: "the hugh jackman show." >> yeah, "the hugh jackman show." yeah, oth sides." "best of both worlds." i don't remember what it was called. but it was -- it was about how he, you know, is, two sides to his career. he's, like, a singer, but he's also tough. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, he is. wolverine, man. >> yeah. and i went to a knicks game shortly after it aired. and they -- they came -- you know, at the knicks game, they put you on the jumbotron sometimes. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i -- i had seen he was at the game. and i was, like, "oh, no, it's jackman. like, i just did him on the show." >> jimmy: yeah, you don't -- you never want to run into a person you imitated. >> no, no, it never is good. >> jimmy: no. >> so they came up and put me on the jumbotron. i was, like, "oh, he's gonna know where i'm sitting!" [ laughter ] and i look over at him, like, while the camera's on me.
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and i see him in his chair going -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're gonna come get him. >> and i'm -- on camera, and on camera the crowd sees me lock eyes with hugh jackman. he sees me, and i go, ah! and he goes, ah! and he goes, "you! you're dead!" [ laughter ] i was like, oh, no! >> jimmy: oh, no! wolverine hates me! oh, my god. >> he went -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. but no. and then he was very, very nice to me. >> jimmy: he's the nicest dude ever. i love that guy. >> yeah. >> jimmy: well, now you're in a movie, "the to do list." >> yeah. you're a busy, busy man. funny plot. do you want to explain what this movie's about? >> yeah, it's this movie written and directed by my friend maggie carey. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. very funny. >> lovely lady. she's great. and it's starring aubrey plaza from "parks." >> jimmy: killer. >> it's -- she plays, like, a high school valedictorian who realizes she's a virgin and has no sexual experience. and before she, you know, goes to college, she's going to check off all these weird sexual experiences on a list. she goes about it very methodically. >> jimmy: then who do you play?
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>> i play this dude named van who's in, like, sort of a crappy pearl jam wannabe band that comes through town. >> jimmy: awesome. and is very like -- he's very much, you know, like a poet troubadour, kind of takes himself very seriously. >> jimmy: yeah, of course. >> yeah, and it's so deep that he has no problem hooking up with high school girls. >> jimmy: yeah, of course. [ laughter ] and the movie's set in 1992, right? >> yeah, all '90s stuff. the soundtrack's '90s. i just saw it. it's really funny. >> jimmy: let's check out at clip. here's bill hader, aubrey plaza and andy samberg in "the to do list," in theaters tomorrow. >> you two just stay apart. you guys over there, you guys over here. >> dude, these are, like, little girls, all right? her dad is a judge, dude. >> what? >> this one. her dad's a judge. >> a judge? who do you think you are? lolita? i mean, you lured me in, sought me out. then you lie to me? what's that about? oh, that's good. i think i just wrote a song.


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